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Taylor Swift Annihilates Elon Musk!

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

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Elon Musk

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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5 Savage Reasons

Why Taylor Swift Wins:

  1. Taylor Swift's lyrics are poetry in motion, while Elon Musk's tweets are more like a toddler's first attempt at haiku.
  2. Taylor Swift breaks stadium attendance records, Elon Musk breaks Twitter with his half-baked $44 billion impulse buy.
  3. Taylor Swift's 'Tortured Poets Department' is a masterpiece, Elon's 'Department of Questionable Tweets' is just sad.
  4. Taylor collaborates with Post Malone and Ethan Hawke, Elon collaborates with... himself and his multiple personalities.
  5. Taylor's fans are called Swifties, Elon's are called 'People Who Accidentally Bought Tesla Stock'.

The Ultimate Burn

While Taylor Swift is out here crafting lyrical masterpieces and breaking records, Elon Musk is busy trying to convince us that his AI chatbot is the next Shakespeare. Darling, the only thing 'Grok' and Shakespeare have in common is that they're both fictional characters. Taylor's busy winning hearts and Grammys, meanwhile Elon's tweets read like a Mad Libs filled out by a malfunctioning robot. Face it, Elon, in the battle of cultural relevance, you're about as impactful as a MySpace profile in 2023. Stick to rockets, love, and leave the poetry to the real artists.

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