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Taylor Swift Annihilates Cristiano Ronaldo!

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo

@Cristiano

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5 Savage Reasons

Why Taylor Swift Wins:

  1. Taylor Swift writes poetic lyrics that touch hearts, while Cristiano Ronaldo's most profound tweet is just an eyeball emoji.
  2. Taylor Swift's album breaks records with 2.6 million sales, while Ronaldo's biggest achievement is saying 'SIIIMMM' for Binance's birthday.
  3. Swift collaborates with Post Malone and Ethan Hawke, while Ronaldo's idea of a collab is posing with a WHOOP device.
  4. Taylor's fans cry 'the good kind' of tears at the gym, while Ronaldo's fans probably cry watching him struggle in the Saudi league.
  5. Swift creates 'Female Rage The Musical', while Ronaldo's musical contribution is limited to his high-pitched 'SIUUU'.

The Ultimate Burn

Look, while Taylor Swift is out here crafting lyrical masterpieces and revolutionizing the music industry, Cristiano Ronaldo is busy perfecting his selfie game and hawking sleep trackers. Swift's turning her life into art, meanwhile Ronaldo's turning into a walking billboard for Saudi Arabia. It's like comparing a Shakespearean sonnet to a footballer's tweet - one's a cultural phenomenon, the other's just... kicking balls, literally and figuratively. Sorry Cristiano, in this match-up, you're definitely offside.

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