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Sam Altman Annihilates Elon Musk!

Sam Altman

Sam Altman

@sama

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Elon Musk

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

Made by @indiekim

5 Savage Reasons

Why Sam Altman Wins:

  1. Sam Altman can articulate a coherent thought in more than one word, while Elon Musk's tweets are as deep as a puddle in the Sahara.
  2. Sam Altman's summer is spent peacefully in the garden, while Elon's idea of fun is tweeting '🎶 Starships were meant to fly 🎶' like a middle-aged dad at a karaoke bar.
  3. Sam Altman is committed to AI safety and ethical practices, while Elon Musk thinks slapping 'Grok' on a chatbot makes him the Tony Stark of AI.
  4. Sam Altman can write an op-ed for the Washington Post, while Elon Musk's literary masterpiece is 'Yes'.
  5. Sam Altman is reducing the cost of AI to make it accessible, while Elon is busy trying to convince people that $8 a month for fewer ads is a bargain.

The Ultimate Burn

While Sam Altman is out here revolutionizing AI with thoughtful development and ethical considerations, Elon Musk is treating Twitter - sorry, 'X' - like his personal meme playground. Sam's busy making AI 'too cheap to meter', and Elon's idea of innovation is... what, exactly? Tweeting laughing emojis and calling his chatbot 'the most fun AI in the world'? It's like watching a chess grandmaster play against a pigeon - one's making strategic moves, and the other's just strutting around, knocking over pieces, and thinking it's winning.

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