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Donald J. Trump Annihilates Elon Musk!

Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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Elon Musk

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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5 Savage Reasons

Why Donald J. Trump Wins:

  1. Donald Trump knows how to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, while Elon Musk can't even make a car without it catching fire.
  2. Trump has 75,000,000 GREAT American Patriots, Musk has 75,000,000 bots tweeting 'Yes'.
  3. The Donald supports our Capitol Police and Law Enforcement, Elon's idea of law enforcement is a bunch of Boston Dynamics robots.
  4. Trump's tweets are about AMERICA FIRST, Musk's are about first-class tickets to Mars that nobody asked for.
  5. When Trump says 'Enjoy!', people actually do. When Musk says it, everyone's wondering what new disaster he's cooked up.

The Ultimate Burn

Folks, let me tell you, we've got two billionaires here, but only one of them knows how to lead. While I'm out here fighting for the American Dream, Elon's busy playing rocket man and tweeting emojis like a teenager. He thinks he's Tony Stark, but he's more like a malfunctioning Alexa with hair plugs. SAD! At least when I break Twitter, I do it with style. Make Twitter Great Again!

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