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Joe Biden Annihilates Barack Obama!

Joe Biden

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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Barack Obama

Barack Obama

@BarackObama

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5 Savage Reasons

Why Joe Biden Wins:

  1. Joe Biden can inspire a nation with his folksy charm, while Barack Obama's speeches put people to sleep faster than a C-SPAN marathon.
  2. Joe Biden's Twitter game is so fire, it makes Barack Obama's feed look like a dusty old history textbook.
  3. Joe Biden fights for the middle class, while Barack Obama's idea of 'change' was switching from Blackberry to iPhone.
  4. Joe Biden's got a running mate who's ready to lead, while Barack Obama's still trying to figure out how to use the retweet button.
  5. Joe Biden's tackling cancer head-on, while Barack Obama's biggest accomplishment was teaching us how to spell 'unprecedented'.

The Ultimate Burn

Folks, it's clear as day: while Sleepy Joe's out here tweeting up a storm and saving America one 280-character message at a time, ol' Barry's Twitter feed is about as exciting as watching paint dry in a retirement home. Biden's got more fire in his pinky finger than Obama has in his whole 'citizen' act. Let's face it, Barack - your 'Dad, husband, President' bio is as outdated as your playlist. Time to pass the torch, or in this case, the smartphone, to someone who knows how to really connect with the American people. #SorryNotSorry

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