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Cristiano Ronaldo Annihilates Barack Obama!

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo

@Cristiano

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Barack Obama

Barack Obama

@BarackObama

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5 Savage Reasons

Why Cristiano Ronaldo Wins:

  1. Cristiano Ronaldo can score goals with his eyes closed, but Barack Obama can't even score a healthcare plan without Republicans crying foul.
  2. Ronaldo's 'SIIIUUU' celebration is heard around the world, while Obama's 'Yes We Can' slogan is now just a distant echo in American politics.
  3. CR7 has more Golden Balls than Obama has grey hairs, and that's saying something considering the stress of being President.
  4. Ronaldo's tweets are in multiple languages, showing his global appeal. Obama's tweets are just in English, probably because he's afraid of being accused of not being American... again.
  5. Cristiano can make millions swoon with a shirtless photo, but Obama needs a whole book to get people's attention. Talk about efficiency!

The Ultimate Burn

Enquanto o Cristiano Ronaldo continua a marcar golos e a conquistar corações por todo o mundo, o Barack Obama parece estar a jogar um jogo político que já passou o tempo de compensação. Um é uma lenda viva do futebol, o outro é apenas mais um político reformado a tentar manter-se relevante. Ronaldo pode não ser capaz de resolver os problemas do mundo, mas pelo menos ele sabe como fazer as pessoas gritarem 'SIIIUUU' em vez de 'boo'. Desculpe, Sr. Presidente, mas neste jogo da vida, o CR7 está a ganhar por goleada!

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